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Monday, December 29, 2008

The Nog of the Egg: America's Heartbeat

The holiday is over now, and there is just one thing left for me to sort out:

Who, in their right mind, made eggnog strictly a Christmas drink, and not a Winter drink?!?! Christmas may be over, but Winter has only just begun. The buying of eggnog should still be in full swing, but the good folks at Wal-Mart are seeing to it that that doesn't happen. Maybe if I broadened my search past Wal-Mart I would have better luck, but my hopes are not high in this. After all, eggnog represents America, does it not? And Wal-Mart is at the top of the list for America's representation. Therefore, if there is no eggnog at Wal-Mart, there is no eggnog in America...

P.S. I realize that for such a lofty title, the content was less than satisfactory. Apologies...

2 comments:

deliveredjude said...

Actually, I was quite satisfied. If only I had some eggnog though...

John said...

Egg Nog is America. You can't buy it on this island. I feel for you. Eggnog is... good.